Missionary: "Hermana Heyman, what should I do, my companion's forehead is swelling up and I am afraid it is going to explode"!?
Diane: "Do you mean, he has a headache and is feeling pressure in his forehead"?
Missionary: "No, I mean it is getting bigger and is going to explode like a cartoon character"!
Runner up:
Missionary: "President Heyman, this Sunday is the election, what are we going to do"?
Me: "What do you mean what are we going to do"?
Missionary: "I mean should we cancel Church"?
Me: "No".
Missionary: "Ok, thanks".
Bonus: See these?
These are the natural gas tanks that supply our home. They were filled when we arrived. They hold about enough natural gas to keep the country of Bolivia running smoothly for a year. This morning I had to cut short my nice warm shower because we were afraid that there would not be enough gas left to finish Diane's cookies for the Zone Conferences. It seems that this little gas guzzler has been putting in a lot of overtime lately:
So what happened to the forehead???!!!!!!! Your oven is nicer then mine!!!
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