HELP!

We have all read stories about wives who have secretly sprinkled foreign substances in their husband's food...sleeping pills...cyanide...aphrodisiacs...
Well, today, I found this hiding in Diane's grocery bag...



Chia seeds! Now, I am going to have nightmares that Diane is trying to make me look like this...



You think I am kidding? Remember, she fell in love with with me when I looked like this!



Anyone know where I can find some Farrah Fawcett hair seeds?