Here are a few thoughts I had about the crocodile tie...
1. It looked better on the crocodile.
2. PETA is NOT going to be happy about this.
3. At least it is not a crocodile bow-tie!
4. So long dry cleaning bills; and
5. ..."To my faithful, trusted and loyal son, Robert, I leave all my money, property and treasured possessions. To my whacky son, Bruce, I leave my crocodile tie."